I got bored at work.

  • dude: i`ll be right back
  • me: ok i`ll be center forward



Via Mario Balotelli’s Instagram, here he is reading “I Am Zlatan” while doing a bunch of other things.

Balo may be a little crazy and hard to deal with on the pitch, but then there’s this.

Hell, I’m amazed you got this far.

I think we’ve all done this at one time or another

니들 완전 좆됐다.